Did I ever tell you how I got hired on a flight journey. Yes, I am international, baby! For the longest time, I dreamt of a quiet, behind-the-scenes life. I wanted to be the kingmaker, the strategic mind behind great movements, the unseen force shaping destinies—without ever stepping into the...

Did I ever tell you how I scored 3% in a Math test in high school? Well, let's say there are stories that are not worth being told. But this one, it has a happy ending. I call it: Your Environment Shapes You

Did I ever tell you of when my Dad left my small sister Kainos in a matatu (public vehicle)? Yes. Yes. What a day to remember! And oh, before you start sharpening the pitchforks thinking he was an irresponsible father, let me set the record straight—my dad was a loving,...

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐠𝐞, 𝐚𝐬 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞. Adam (male) and Eve (female). And before anyone starts a theological debate about how Eve messed things up for Adam and, by extension, all of us—another discussion for another day, please. The principle remains: 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐧, 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was conned in Eldoret in broad daylight? Not at night, not in a dark alley, but in the bright noonday sun with all the angels watching and shaking their heads. I call it: 𝐁𝐲 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐎𝐰𝐧 𝐋𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐝 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐲

Did I ever tell you about the mother who took drastic measures to enforce discipline in her home? You know how some of our kids, in a fit of frustration, slam their bedroom doors with the force of a WWE wrestler? Well, this particular teenage girl went a step further—she...

Valentine’s Day? We’ll Pass, Thanks. I love love. I love that people are in love. I love that love is in the air. What I don’t love? The unnecessary pressure to perform a public display of affection that rivals a Hollywood rom-com—on this one day.

Did I ever tell you about Karimi’s neighbour’s quest for a lush green lawn? Sit for this one as I help you, as I was helped, to mind your business and live a queit life. I call this one: The Greener Grass on the Other Side is Lots of Work...

Did I ever tell you about that time we went to Charity’s house, played with her kids, and ate lunch there when I was six? Oh, it's a classic tale. I call it: Train Up A Child.

Did I tell you about the whirlwind of grief that hit me when my father-in-law, Readon (or Fathy, as I called him), passed away last year? Well, brace yourself—not for belly-aching laughter this time, but for some honest musings from my heart. I call it: Only the Wearer of the...

Did I ever tell you how I swore I’d never turn out like my dad or mom? Ah, youth! So full of confidence, yet so blind to reality. Let me take you on a little journey. I call it: Life is a Full Circle.

Did I ever tell you about James, who swore that when he got married and had children, he would use only the Bible, and only the Bible as the rod of correction for his children? Well, this was until reality became real. I call this one: Never Get Advice from...

Did I tell you how my 4.5kg-born son almost took me out of the life game? Well, grab a seat because this story isn’t just a tale of survival—it’s a masterclass in realizing when to surrender for the greater good. I call it: You Cannot Fit a Square Peg in...

Did I ever tell you how we thought one child was all we needed? Oh yes, Patrick and I were perfectly content with Abiah. She was the perfect blend of cute and chaos, and we thought, "This is it. Our family is complete." I even had a name for this...

Did I ever tell you about the time my dad took his medication on an empty stomach and started hallucinating? Oh yes, it happened! One moment, everything was normal; the next, he was convinced the TV was about to stage a dramatic escape from its stand. Let me tell you,...

Did I ever tell you about the time my two sisters and I were each handed a 20kg bucket of mandazi by our parents and told, “Finish it”? Oh yes, dear reader, it happened. Sometimes, parenting requires a level of creativity (and practicality) that leaves the kids—and their stomachs—forever changed....

Did I ever tell you how I, a tongue-speaking, prophecy-declaring, Bible-school student of one year, found myself uttering a curse word? Yes, take your seat, even the holier-than-thou crowd, and let me confess this one. This story, my friends, is aptly titled: Do Not Be Deceived, Bad Company Corrupts.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was chased by dogs up a hill? Well, if you need a good laugh and a solid life lesson, stick with me. I call this one: Facing the Toothless Barking Dogs of Life—and that includes situations and dogs.

Did I ever tell you about the time Ella poured out 10kgs of ugali flour and then, for good measure, peed on it? Oh yes, that happened. Parenting, my friends, is not for the faint of heart. I call this one: Picking the Chaff and Savouring the Rice.

Did I ever tell you how my husband, Patrick Omukhango prayed for a wife with long, flowing hair and a well-defined hairline? Oh, he had dreams—visions, even. I call this one: You Cannot Outlove God Even in Loving Yourself

Did I ever tell you about the time I introduced myself as my name when asked by my British boss how I was doing? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, that happened. Sit back, grab a cup of coffee (or tea if you’re feeling particularly British today), and let me take you...

Did I ever tell you how God saved me from a kidnapping situation when I visited another country? Oh, buckle up—this one is a doozy. I call it: The God Who Protects

Whether you’re here to laugh, reflect, or discover a deeper truth, this space promises to leave you with a smile and maybe even a fresh perspective in your faith journey. Let’s scroll together through words that entertain, inspire, draw us to God and celebrate the joy of storytelling with a...